Brother's conflict 2, Genei wo Kakeru Taiyou 1, Makai Ouji: Devils and realist 1

Brother's Conflict 2

-whoever created this show has absolutely no perception of what it's like to have a brother, much less 13. I'd be more inclined to believe a talking squirrel bunny exist than the idea of so many brothers being that civilized, or that house being that clean. My brother used to grow mold in Gatorade bottles and  throw his sweat-drenched shirt in my face when he came back from his jogs. So asking me to believe this is ludicrous and nearly insulting.
-what episode will i get to before punching the screen of my laptop? v watching this show kind of feels like a test of endurance already.
-When is the cross-dresser showing up?
-Ema makes Nanami from UtaPri look like Rosie the Riveter. You could probably punch her in the face and she'd apologize to you.

Genei wo Kakeru Tayou

I am so confused at this show. What parts were dreams? What parts are reality? 

Akari is the cheerful child of a deceased fortuneteller and her keepsake is a really cute tarot card set. She lives with her aunt, uncle and weirdly jealous cousin. On the day of the anniversary of her mother's death, Someone randomly put in a scene from a tentacle rape porn, and then the cousin was dead? but nobody cared. Then there was a fire at the house where she reads fortunes as a part time job, which was actually caused by a big old fire monster thing. Akari turns into the sun tarot card which only means she stops having facial expressions and her hair grows longer,and with her sword, fails at slaying the fire beast. But it's all good, cause more expressionless girls show up and own the fire creature, which turns out to be a tarot card. And all i can say about this show is "Huh?' everything went by so fast and randomly I don't really understand what happened. 

My guess is that the rape scene was all the negative feelings from the cousin, and eventually the egg in her heart will become dark and be marked with an x, then it will personify, give her an devilish cool costume and wreak havoc until Amu shows up and unlocks her heart!....oh shit, wrong show. 

tell me this shit wasn't supposed to look wrong

Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist

William Twining is, as his name indicates,  British as fuck. And as the name of the series indicates, a realist.
He doesn't believe in god, elves, faeries, demons or Santa. All he trusts are formulas and his good looks. Unfortunately for him he suddenly goes bankrupt and all he can keep is the house and his sexy butler Keven Cecil. Well they go looking around his mansion for anything that may be of worth, they stumble upon a mysterious closed door. William breaks through it and coincidentally cuts his hand which coincidentally lands on a devil's seal which summons a sexy devil! 

As it turns out, William is a descendant of king Solomon, and now he's gonna elect the next demon king or some shit. He somehow ends up in the demon world being served cake by a goat butler, who is like the only character in this show not meant to be sexy. There's a battle scene with Gilles de Rais. You may remember him as this guy:

but with a very slight alteration, almost nothing:

freaking uncanny

Of course since William is a realist, he didn't believe shit of what went down, and next episode will probably start with him waking up and saying "bloody 'ell, mate that was a right mental dream I 'ad, I 'ad better get me sum tea" or something British like that.